10-25-2010, 02:00 AM
Quote:Oh, God, yer killin' me! "Trampire"! I love it!
The Three Stoogeketeers--Black puffy shirts, big pants, bucket-top boots, big plumey hats, and froofy swords, all worn by attitudes the size of Nebraska.
The Professor--Knows EVERYTHING about history, and is going to tell you ALL about it. And usually it's all wrong. This guy homes in on anyone in historical clothing, so you might want to just go in modern dress.
The Riddler of Steel--Just listen for "...weighed about 20 pounds..."--that's him. Like The Professor, but with a (thank God) narrower knowledge base.
Gonad the Barbarian--Leather, fur, vambraces, and the finest Pakistani weaponry that $29.95 can buy.
Oh, by the way, Randi, the proper term for your pirate is "Captain Hooker", or "First Second and Third Mate". Aaarrrrrrrggghhhh....
Geez, I can't stop laughing!
Matthew
Thanks you for the post.
