RenFaire stereotypes

[P. Clodius Secundus]

Thanks for the hilarious suggestions guys, keep them coming. This could actually rise to the level of a "Walmart" special feature. If you manage to capture photos of any perfect specimens, we should probably try to disguise the faces so we don't hurt anyone's feelings. More than ever, folks need a release from reality. I wouldn't want to trample that just for a jest, even a really good one!
As for todays trip, we had hardly walked throught the gates at King Dick's when I got a two-fer... a real life Captain Hooker and Trampire crossbreed :lol: Strange but hot.
Many Gothapottamii (sp?) both male and female. It must be their mating season. There' s a thought that'll make you toss and turn worse than an anchovie and jalapeno pizza at bedtime. One sat in front of us during the joust, now I know what they mean by the crack of doom.
Plenty of "Adjustable Wenches" with impressive "lookshelves". Do you know why they call it a corset?...'Cause, "course-it don't look like that when you get her home!" :wink:
I thought of a couple more;
B&B - Bald-n-Bearded,ubiquitous style for men, especially scary on a woman.
Fairy Grandmother - Regretfully, some things are best left to the young. This goes double for tights and wings.
More anyone?