07-14-2004, 10:00 AM
<em>If Mike Bishop had a 100 million dollar budget and was the director, things would be different.</em><br>
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Coming Soon...<br>
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<strong><em>Lorica Segmentata</em>: the Movie</strong><br>
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Starring Brad Pitt as a left-hand upper shoulderguard, Harrison Ford as a girth hoop, and a special guest appearance by Woody Allen as a Thomas Type ii Newstead type tie loop.<br>
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Inspired by Truffaut, Eisenstein, and Beckett, sit and thrill as a <em>lorica segmentata</em>* rusts quietly in the rain for three hours.<br>
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'It changed my life' said one critic, sobbing in the gutter after seeing the movie.<br>
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*Authenticity note: for artistic reasons, all <em>lorica segmentata</em> has been finished in leopard-skin effect fake fur - we don't know that they <em>didn't</em> do this and it sure sets off the eyes of our stars really well.<br>
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<br>
Mike Bishop<br>
(Who still has $99,999,998.56 left after producing that) <p></p><i></i>
<br>
Coming Soon...<br>
<br>
<br>
<br>
<strong><em>Lorica Segmentata</em>: the Movie</strong><br>
<br>
Starring Brad Pitt as a left-hand upper shoulderguard, Harrison Ford as a girth hoop, and a special guest appearance by Woody Allen as a Thomas Type ii Newstead type tie loop.<br>
<br>
Inspired by Truffaut, Eisenstein, and Beckett, sit and thrill as a <em>lorica segmentata</em>* rusts quietly in the rain for three hours.<br>
<br>
'It changed my life' said one critic, sobbing in the gutter after seeing the movie.<br>
<br>
*Authenticity note: for artistic reasons, all <em>lorica segmentata</em> has been finished in leopard-skin effect fake fur - we don't know that they <em>didn't</em> do this and it sure sets off the eyes of our stars really well.<br>
<br>
<br>
<br>
Mike Bishop<br>
(Who still has $99,999,998.56 left after producing that) <p></p><i></i>