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http://www.iotcusa.com/products/items/item2243.html

I like the title of it and the person pictured...at 6:08 a.m. this really made me laugh.
okay, sometimes I really don't understand armor dealers...

LOL
Weird. The person doesn´t look like a lady to me. Confusedhock:
Quote:Weird. The person doesn´t look like a lady to me. Confusedhock:
Ahem, normally I do not have to explain about the birds and the bees and the butterflies, but I once read something about that, in a book. It seems that ladies have three breasts.
Ahhhh. I didn´t know that. :oops:
Around here apparently are only mutant women around. Horrific, now that I think about it. Gotta move somewhere else quickly....
Of course I´ll wait until we had our beer on 9th of July. But next day I´m off....
Oooooh: armour for the eyeless
[url:377b9cdj]http://www.iotcusa.com/products/items/item2465.html[/url]


This one is also quite funny:
[url:377b9cdj]http://www.iotcusa.com/products/items/item2424.html[/url]
but even more funny is the thumbnail for it on the summary page:
[url:377b9cdj]http://www.iotcusa.com/products/more/moregifts64.html?pagenum=6[/url]
1. The three disc breastplate...well, maybe it's made for Goliath sized warriors whom they suppose were part of the Samnite Army? :lol:

2. These guys obviously have the metalworking tools to make helmets and such, so perhaps, being new guys on the block, perhaps with a little guidance, they could begin to make things that are historically correct? Odds are, they'd like to increase their market footprint. :!: A word, to the wise, is sufficient. :wink:
Lady Armor...? Confusedhock:

Oh, I get it.

How do you recognize a Lady? (as opposed to just a female)
Simple -- just count the breasts. A Lady will always have three or more.

Ah biology...that's why I majored in history.
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Narukami

Gaius Decius Aquilius

Umm...

I don't want to be insensitive, but ignoring the obvious problem of unwanted pregnancy, (especially in teens), does not make it go away. Calling it three breasts is just being in denial.

Ralph I.
Quote:ignoring the obvious problem of unwanted pregnancy, (especially in teens), does not make it go away. Calling it three breasts is just being in denial.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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2. These guys obviously have the metalworking tools to make helmets and such, so perhaps, being new guys on the block, perhaps with a little guidance, they could begin to make things that are historically correct? Odds are, they'd like to increase their market footprint. :!: A word, to the wise, is sufficient. :wink:

Yes! Yes! Go and save them from bad products Dave! :lol:
Quote:Umm...

I don't want to be insensitive, but ignoring the obvious problem of unwanted pregnancy, (especially in teens), does not make it go away. Calling it three breasts is just being in denial.

Ralph I.

LOL