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Well, Ezboard turned HTML-tags off, for one. <p>Greets<br>
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Hey Casca, welcome back! Where ya been? <p><em>- Dave</em><br>
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In school, new girlfriend, launching a business...<br>
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The usual. <p></p><i></i>
Hey there!<br>
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Glad to see that you're back! <p></p><i></i>
The crowd that day was unusually packed, all eagerly anticipating the return of the forgotten one. A man who's name became sononomous with hilarity, and fame. The roar of 50 000 voices became thunderous as the man, the myth, the legend made his entrance;<br>
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"<strong>CASCA, CASCA, CASCA!!!"</strong><br>
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It's about bloody time. Good to have you back, many threads could've used your flair for the creative...I can't do it all myself you know.<br>
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Legio XXX "Ulpia Victrix" </p><i></i>
Hey, Tib. Don't forget the most important trait.<br>
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Chicks dig me.<br>
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It's the pilum...chicks dig the pilum. <p></p><i></i>
No kidding? Send a few my way then eh? <p><br>
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Optio<br>
Legio XXX "Ulpia Victrix" </p><i></i>
A few pila?<br>
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Oh, you nasty man! <p></p><i></i>
Frater Magnus wrote:<br>
"No kidding? Send a few my way then eh? "<br>
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Right-o<br>
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<Scythius turns to his conturbinium><br>
"Parate pila iaca - PILA IACA!"<br>
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Woosh.<br>
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Woosh.<br>
Woosh.<br>
Woosh.<br>
Woosh.<br>
Woosh.<br>
Woosh.<br>
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Thunk!<br>
Thunk!<br>
Thunk!<br>
Thunk!<br>
Thunk!<br>
Thunk!<br>
Thunk!<br>
Thunk!<br>
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Um. Right. I think he meant sent him some **girls**<br>
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Sorry Magnus!<br>
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Must be the language barrier.<br>
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Frickin' Syrians... <p></p><i></i>
That's ok Scythius, I should've specified "good looking girls"...I may just want the pila instead...who know's what'll show up at my door now! <p><br>
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Legio XXX "Ulpia Victrix" </p><i></i>